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I challenge you to do the same thing with your face without serious injury.
I will not be held liable for your dumb.

I challenge you to do the same thing with your face without serious injury.

I will not be held liable for your dumb.

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HAAAAAW

HAAAAAW

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This… duck?… has a drinking problem. He drinks the same water he puts his butt in.

This… duck?… has a drinking problem. He drinks the same water he puts his butt in.

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A bird chillin on a stick.
You chill bird. You chill.

A bird chillin on a stick.

You chill bird. You chill.

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I took a picture of this bear because it looked like it was saying “HURRRR”

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Raccoons are what happens when millions of years of rodent evolution are cast aside so you can dine out of a rubbish bin.

Raccoons are what happens when millions of years of rodent evolution are cast aside so you can dine out of a rubbish bin.

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Cops watching the Toronto Pride Parade.
Moments later they were hosed by a water gun.

Cops watching the Toronto Pride Parade.

Moments later they were hosed by a water gun.

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Niagara Falls was created when a bunch of people 10,000 years ago flushed their toilets at the same time.
We still suffer to this day.

Niagara Falls was created when a bunch of people 10,000 years ago flushed their toilets at the same time.

We still suffer to this day.

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Welcome to the doom boat.
Your raincoat will not save you.

Welcome to the doom boat.

Your raincoat will not save you.

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This would have been funnier if it were called “Forks”.
No I don’t know why.

This would have been funnier if it were called “Forks”.

No I don’t know why.

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Horses are cybernetic lizard-beings. It’s a fact.

Horses are cybernetic lizard-beings. It’s a fact.

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Niagara region vineyards are the least photogenic I have ever seen. Flat and huge.

Niagara region vineyards are the least photogenic I have ever seen. Flat and huge.

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This is what happens when you climb the CN Tower on the hottest, haziest of days in summer.

That’s right: magic.

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Inside Queen’s Park: the Ontario government is actually ghosts.

Inside Queen’s Park: the Ontario government is actually ghosts.

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Whitney Houston is not what I remember her to be.

Whitney Houston is not what I remember her to be.